shreks ass

His annoying ass plump donkey

“Hey your ass is looking nice did you groom it?”

“Yeah it took time and effort to make my ass looks like SHREKS ASS”

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green shrek

a sexy green fatass with a sexyass body.

Adam met green shrek and checked his body out all night.

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Tech Shrek

A moniker given by 4chan's /g/ board for Emily Young (formerly Anthony), who appears in many Linus Tech Tips videos and serves as a writer for the channel. The comparison to Shrek is due to Emily being overweight. The name Tech Fiona has also been used since Emily came out as transgender.

I want Tech Shrek to sit on me

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Shrek is life

Shrek is the god who almost equal power to shaggy

Shrek is life

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SHREK EARS

Definition: Ears like the disney motion picture's Shrek.

Background: Sam Duncan's ears made us establish a connection between his and Shrek's ears.

Haha! There's Sam Duncan aka Shrek ears.

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The Shrek Method

The act of adding adult humor to g-rated animated films that kids wont understand, but the adults would find funny.

Examples of The Shrek Method:

"Little man, my best friend is a talking car."
-David Hasselhoff in "Hop"

"That must be Lord Farquaad's castle... Do you think he's maybe compensating for something?"
-Shrek

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Shrek Schlong

When a girl sucks on your dick for so long it turns green

Stupid whore gave me a shrek schlong again so I slapped her in the face

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