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Simp

you. You're the simp.

Simp: Yeah my girlfriend cheated on me but I still love her
Me: ....dude

by splashmountainigga February 2, 2022


Simp

A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.

Not to be confused with common human decency.

“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“

by Heathenous Scoundrel April 23, 2020


Simp

Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player

Holy hell your such a simp bro you play so much mc

by Yes ;) April 18, 2022


SIMP

A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants

Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her

by schwulermann1234 April 20, 2022


Simp

A Simp is a guy who idolize a female that has no interest in them.

Justin is such a Simp for that girl. She wants nothing to do with him

by MikeTheMan818 May 31, 2022


Simp

舔狗

舔狗(simp)不得house

by Cavvvvvv September 24, 2020


Simp

Someone who leaves the boys to talk to a girl

Aww guys my internet isn’t working I’ll play with you guys tomorrow because I’m a simp

by Akua666 August 19, 2020