you. You're the simp.
Simp: Yeah my girlfriend cheated on me but I still love her
Me: ....dude
A person who is ONLY nice/financially supportive to another person because they want sex from them in return.
Not to be confused with common human decency.
“God, he buys her flowers.. he’s such a simp”
“Is he doing it just for sex?”
“No..”
“Well then he’s not a fucking simp, Jeremy.“
Super
Intense
Minecraft
Player
Holy hell your such a simp bro you play so much mc
A popular song from the 2000's TV show, Phineas and Ferb, Outlinign that fact that Their sister, Candace has squrriels in her pants
Person 1: OMG She has SIMP
Person 2: I feel so bad for her
A Simp is a guy who idolize a female that has no interest in them.
Justin is such a Simp for that girl. She wants nothing to do with him
Someone who leaves the boys to talk to a girl
Aww guys my internet isn’t working I’ll play with you guys tomorrow because I’m a simp