ultimate sit-up

To tell one of your friends to try and do the hardest sit up. Place a towel over there eyes and hold it tight to the ground. While there struggling to get up have another person pull down there pants exposing there ass. The ass will be over the person doing the sit-up's face. Pull the towel away and the sit-up persons face should shoot up straight into the buthole of the person.

Imm finna call Jerry up and have him do the ultimate sit-up. Make sure you dont whipe your ass.

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Sit 'n' Shit

The act of accidentally shitting on a closed toilet, spewing warm poops all over your bum, the seat, and the bathroom.

I was so embarrassed and filthy after taking a Sit 'n' Shit in my girlfriend's bathroom.

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Go sit in the car

A phrase often heard in response to an outlandishly stupid statement. This plainly means, that someone has said somthing so stupid, or you are in such disagreement, that the person who has made the statement, must now leave the group discussion to suclude himself from the discussion.

Paul: "I think i might goto a poetry reading instead of watching football"

Eric: "GO SIT IN THE CAR!"

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olympic sit-up

When someone is passed out on their back, drop your pants and crouch over them facing their feet with your ass about half a foot above their head. Punch them in their stomach so their head flies up into your ass crack

Yo bulbis is passed out, let's give him an olympic sit-up

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sit-down shower

A way to describe someone so drunk/stoned they can't stand up in the shower.

Matty: Hey Joe, can you remember what happened last night?

Joe: Nah, I can't... must've had a sit-down shower.

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Ranger Sit-Ups

n. Named for the U.S. Army Rangers, an elite group of soldiers.
Commonly done as a military initiation joke, the subject is blindfolded, and two people hold his shoulders down. Another soldier (more commonly one who has been in the service for a while) stands with his pants down so that when the other two release the subject, his face plants right in the standing soldier's ass-crack.

"Man, my buddies thought it would be cool to have me do Ranger Sit-ups. Even the sarge was in on it..."

"Alright, private. Time to try your luck at Ranger Sit-ups."

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go sit on a tack

Phrase. If you say this to someone, it means, get the hell away from me OR shut up. In most cases, it means who gives a damn what you say?

Jill: Hey Bob! Will you go see a movie with me?
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You don't have to be so rude.
Bob: Go sit on a tack.
Jill: You are such a dick!
Bob: Go sit on a fucking tack.

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