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A complex snowboarding style. Common in self-taught professionals, this approach involves speeding up when you see "SLOW" signs, sending it, doing barrel rolls, wearing a fanny-pack filled with nachos, and having your lift ticket checked by ski patrol.
Mary-Beth: What is the first rule of Sloppy Nacho?
Paul: The first rule of Sloppy Nacho is losing your keys on the hill.
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A name for a blowjob, specifically one where the man's jizz gets everywhere, making the whole thing sloppy.
Shut up and gimme a sloppy one, bitch.
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When a guy pins a girls legs to her stomach and penetrates her using a squatting motion while simultaneously flapping his arms and making raven like cries.
Last night my friend pulled tore his rotator cuff while doing the sloppy raven to his girlfriend.
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When two people try to get each other off and the first one to get off says (in a Walter Cronkite voice) "That was the way it was"
At the office Christmas party, two Fox News anchors were caught giving each other a sloppy cronkite in the coat room
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second guy to bang a chick within a 24 hour period
Joes gonna get my sloppy seconds tonite!
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When a man is strapped to a table and a pendulum is slowly and painfully slicing off his testicles while a homeless man shits in his mouth.
Our torture sessions are getting much more exciting, last night I payed a homeless dude to help me give Dave The Sloppy Butcher.
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a sloppy diamond involves stimulating the mouth, nipples and penis orally and alternately, usually whilst the ercipient is blindfolded.
I gave my boyfriend his first taste of a sloppy diamond at the weekend. It must have been good because he came like a train!
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