Sock-Brick

A sock-brick can be made by putting a brick into a sock. This sock-brick can be used as a bludgeoning weapon, usually to crack open a person's skull.

"Man, Leroy tried to roll up on me last night, so I sock-bricked the shit out of him. I ran out when I saw his brains all over the sidewalk."

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sock ranch

Noun- A secret location, often between a bed and a wall, were used masturbatory tube socks congregate.

Dude, I'm so embarrassed! My mom found the sock ranch when she was cleaning my room yesterday.

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come sock

when masturbating and no other cleansing materials are available you whip of your sock hence come sock

i was having a fly wank in the toilet there was no toilet roll so i whipped off my come sock and wiped up the seminal fluid

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Happy sock

The sock you jerk off into. The reason you're mom only finds odd socks in the dryer

Mom: look the dryer ate another sock.

You: no, that's my happy sock!

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rock sock

A rock sock is a sock, usually oversize, that is filled with stones, and tied at the open end. The stone filled sock is then used to dish out severe beatings.

"I've got a rock sock waiting if he gives me anymore freaking lip."

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dirty sock

when you shit inside a sock and smack someone in the face with it when they are sleeping

that stupid uncle fucker gave me a dirty sock this morning

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the dirty sock

(n) a sock, sometimes used communally, in which one uses to contain ejaculatory fluids.

"I shot my massive load into the dirty sock."

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