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some weird lady who calls ur phone twice a day and when u tell her she has the wrong number, still can't figure it out
Nora, that random spanish lady won't stop calling me. Will you please tell her in spanish that you have a chicken in your pants?
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When you're blissfully dreaming of a sexual serenade in Spanish and you find yourself stimulated by your boyfriend's punctual penis. Your erotic foreign fantasy becomes midnight magnetism.
mmm, my Spanish sex dream became a spicy seduction of the situation.
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A term that has its roots in L.A., Spanish Kitchen Cute -- or SKC -- indicates when a woman is so libidinous that she seems willing to have sex anywhere.
Named after the popular eatery "The Spanish Kitchen", wherein a Hispanic was found having coitus on a table during lunch break in mid '08.
Wallace: Ayo, Tyrone. That bitch over there be givin' me them bedroom eyes.
Tyrone: Man, she straight Spanish Kitchen Cute, nigga. Best do her the courtesy of tappin' dat ass before I pounce on that shit.
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To cover one's body with deodorant or purfume to disguise the stank instead of showering.
After John got back from the party he just took a spanish whore's bath and went straight to work.
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Where a woman has just enough of ethnic ancestry to make her hot. It could be anything spanish,african american,native american,hispanic ect.
That Kathy is some kind of spanish.
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Person: oh no killer!
Spanish killer: ~kills you in spanish~
Person: ~dies~
A sound I can’t pull off without making a perfect impression of a machine gun 95.656676% of the time
1: “I can’t do a Spanish R roll”
2: “*Spanish R trill”
1: “whatever”
3: “They’re the same thing!!”