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when someone is masturbating, while in the middle of discretion, and they synchronize the orgasm and there splash back.
oh mummy, I had a climactic splash back today
Washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you.
Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"
Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"
A rule that states: When a man is choosing which urinal to pee in, he must keep at least one urinal between him and the man next to him(if possible). This is to avoid the "splash" of urine from one man onto the other.
Seeing that there was someone else using a urinal, John decided to use the urinal 2 away from the man to avoid breaking the splash radius rule and getting the man's urine on his clothing.
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When a man is about to climax, he pulls out, climbs onto the top rope, performs a 450 splash into the gash and busts a nut.
When John was about to cum, he pulled out of Anna, climbed to the top rope, did a gnarly 450 splash right into her. Only bad thing is that his condom flew off during rotation and now shes pregnant.
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A sexual act in which the man takes a shit and smears it all over the woman’s face. As a result of the extremely nauseating smell, the woman will vomit and aim it towards her partner’s cock. The name was originated in Thibodaux, Louisiana; where only its residents are disgusting enough to perform this type of perversion.
Last night I hooked up with Robbie and I thought we were about to do a rusty trombone. Well, he pulled a fast one on me and we ended up doing the Thibodaux Cock Splash.
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When you over eat at an all-you-can-eat sushi place, then when you are getting hammered by your boyfried, you throw up all over him.
"Oh man, I ate so much last night. I ended up doing a Savannah Sushi Splash on my boyfriend last night."
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Hey Andy you had sex last night did you splash in her gash