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A female companion that resembels a girlfriend but that's realationships time frame only lasts the week of spring break
Dam that girl is hot, I'm going to make her my Spring Break Girl Friend
or Fuck yeah I live in south Florida that means i can have 4 Spring Break Girlfriends.
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Dripping Springs Highschool is full of rich ass white boys and girls with enourmous egos. These spoiled brats beg Mommy Daddy to buy them whatever they desire so they can increase their popularity status. Pot and sex is the only thing the student should focus on.
Rebecca what the fuck! Did you really think you can join our group without going to Dripping Springs Highschool you unorthodox slut!
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Your bed on Sunday morning. Where you mattress worship.
The "Name" of the church you say you attend on Sunday morning, when the truth is that you are just sleeping in.
What you say to "friends" that want you to attend church with them and you don't want to hurt their feelings - "I attend St. Mattress by the Springs".
Bob: Hey-Wanna go to church with me? You do attend somewhere don't you?
Thom: Sorry, can't go with you, I attend St. Mattress by the Springs, but thanks anyway.
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An alcoholic product labeled as wine, similar to boones farm or mad dog 20/20. Bottom shelf sweet stuff that'll get you laid every time, too bad they quit making it in the late 70s.
Dude, get some Annie Green Springs(AGS) and you'll be throwin down on her before 10.
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During coitus with an obese female the male defecates on the female's ample midsection, places his penis on the dump, rolls a flabby roll over the feces covered penis and proceeds to fornicate with the shitty fat roll.
Broseph, I was so shitfaced last night that when she asked me to give her a cleveland steamer and I ended up Cincinnati Spring Rolling her. Every time I take a piss it smells like McDonald's and shit.
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Heterosexual girls who get drunk during spring break and hook up with other girls.
Guy #1: Hey did you see Ashley and Jenn kissing the other day?
Guy #2: Yea but they're only Spring Break Lesbians!
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It's when a bunch of mexicans rent or get the key from a relative/friend at a 1-bedroom hotel room/condo and proceed to fill it with all of their friends and family (usually ranging in the 100s) for a weeklong vacation.
The current record for mexican spring break is 432.