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A person who brings beer over to your house, then forgets where he left his beer(s), then the next time he comes over, he remembers, "Oh yeah, I have beer here!" This is in line with a squirrel hiding nuts for the winter but forgetting where he hid the nuts.
Marcia: "Hey Ross, do you want to come over and watch The Big Lebowski tonight?"
Ross: "Sure! Should I pick up a six-pack on my way?"
Marcia: "No, fool! You already have beer at my house, man!"
Ross: "I'm such a beer squirrel! I'll be right over."
The annoying person in your office that takes up the majority of space in the communal refrigerator
The fridge squirrel feels the need to take an entire month's food supply into the office environment leaving no room for anyone elses.The fridge squirrel refrigerates everything,including unopened tins of tuna, and also likes to buy in bulk (2 litre soft drinks etc.)
The inexplicable desire to constantly chase after every new idea or opportunity, no matter how detrimental to your company, your team or your own sanity.
Bob just launched another product before the last one was even finished. He's completely out of control, definitely suffering from squirrel syndrome.
A bussy squirrel is a classification of a person. Typically a person with brown hair and brown eyes and Mannerisms of a squirrel or rodent. A person cannot chose to be or not be a bussy squirrel they are simply born that way. It has nothing to do with bussys or squirrels, the word combination describes these kind of people. There is nothing wrong with being a bussy squirrel it’s just what they are.
That person over there is a bussy squirrel
A Canadian version of the “squirrel tap”.
Involving twisting the scrotum like a cheap veggie sack and then a quick back hand to Mr. Bojangles
Summer and Tim were playing around and she accidentally squirrel tapped him.. “ I’m just glad it wasn’t a squirrel twirl eh”
Someone who is such a nonce that they are no longer satisfied by children and turn to the next annoying, chubby cheeked thing. The squirrel.
John: Look at how that squirrel’s tail moves!
Barry: Oh John you’re a right squirrel nonce you
1. Someone who despite multiple explanations is unable to grasp simple concepts.
2. Common Sense 'Road Kill"
3. Lacking basic and/or needed skill-sets to succeed in current work, much less advanced position, or someone who is employed well above what subordinates or co-workers believe they are intellectually able to handle
4. Darwin Award candidate
You rarely see a dead squirrel on the side of the road. So a slow squirrel is one who probably should have been removed from the gene pool.
E.G. He/She is a slow squirrel.
Anyone who has made honorable mention or received a Darwin Award