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Another name for a coffee enema
Reginald was a hipster moron who thought GMO's were evil and vaccines caused autism. He also liked bean water squirts, believing they would keep him cancer free.
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September is the month that females must not squirt at all. Like No Nut November but for girls
I’m participating in Stop Squirting September
A slang term for a turkey baster, first used in the Cartoon Network show Ed, Edd n Eddy (which is also Canadian).
Guy: Who wants to work off Thanksgiving dinner with a Canadian squirt gun fight?
A method of birth control that involves ejaculating into a woman's vagina, then making her externally ejaculate, thus causing the sperm inside her vagina to squirt out while she ejaculates.
The best method I've found for birth control is the squirt method!
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The aftermath of consuming the sugary liquid remains of a snow cone, resulting in multi-colored human feces forcefully exiting the body via rectum by means of intense and concentrated discharge over a long period of time.
1. Man, I couldn't go to school yesterday because I had the worst snow cone squirts of my life.
2. I had to provide a stool sample for my foot doctor, and I really hope they can still use bad cases of the snow cone squirts as a valid stool sample.
3. "Bro, you were in the bathroom for so long, were you shitting bricks?"
"No."
"Was it the Hershey squirts?"
"No. Even worse."
"Oh no. It can't be..."
"Yes. The legends are true... I had the snow cone squirts"
*dies instantly*
A liquid white substance usually referred to as sperm, sometimes it is a yellow substance which often you can drink. This may also ruin your life because when when your testes release said substance you will "impregnate" a woman.
Damn nigga, I think I gave her some cock squirt last night
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a sexual manuver where the man cums all over his partners face, and then smears it around his partners face with his pubes.
man, I totally squirt & mopped that girl last night.
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