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Every responsible father's worst nightmare.
Rebecca and Michelle wanted to get tramp stamp tats while on Spring Break to appear more sophisticated.
Michelle: "Hey Rebecca, let's get a tramp stamp when we go to South Beach for Spring Break.
Rebecca: "Sounds like a plan. We are the kinds of girls boys like bringing home to meet their parents.
Michelle: I know, right?!
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Getting hit with the shaft of a male leaving an impression on ones forehead.
Shane Graves enjoys mushroom stamping Joey Morrow.
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a thing people do during a conversation by placing their opinion on a subject that already has a fact behind it considering that you can't replace a fact with your opinion unless your an idiot
Ron was talking to Jeff about how he "thinks" that the sky should be green not blue then Jeff says but it's a fact that the sky is blue so you can't put your opinion stamp over an existing fact you dumbass
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The act of ejaculating onto the head or face of an important individual and using said semen as an adhesive agent by which to attach a document such as a resumé w/wo cover letter.
The guy at the Obsidian booth is a total dick; tomorrow I'll just resumé stamp him and leave.
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This is what tramp stamps become when these hotties hit their 60s and 70s. A tattoo on the lower back of a grandmother (possibly a GILF now).
That old lady must have been hot in her day, I'm sure she has a granny stamp to prove it!
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To pay lots of taxes and bills or participate fully in society or to be a member of the rat race.
-My cousin just got married, got a mortgage, and loads of car payments.
-No thanks, I prefer to live with no overhead. That Cuz is gonna be doing a lot bill paying and licking stamps!
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When you spread your butt cheeks and push your butthole against something or someone, and leave a "sunflower" shaped skid mark.
"Dude! She was tossing his salad, and he left a sunflower stamp on her nose!"
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