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When one defecates in the middle of an open space for all to see as a surprise form of comedy, revenge or retribution.
"My mom grounded me this weekend, so I left her a big old London Steamer as a Mother's Day gift."
A (almost always) white guy that dates asian women. They are stereotypically effeminate and go for them so they can feel manly compared to their slim physiques and thigh pussies(for obvious reasons), and/or far-rightists that reject white women on the grounds that they aren't traditional and "burn the coal" and cheat, while asian women are more submissive.
Analogous to coal burner and oil driller
1:Is that John with is Viet girlfriend?
2:Yeah, dude was cheated on by his previous girlfriend
3:What a typical rice steamer
To take a dump on the chest of your sexual partner.
No one knows the actual origin of this word. Most think it is because there is a brown stripe on the orange helmet of the Cleveland Browns. However, a lesser known cult leader arrested in 1990 became synonymous with the act when he told his wife to drain their tub and remain inside, laying down. Jeffery Lundgren, leader of the kirkland cult, then got in the tub. He squatted over her and took a dump. Upon the cult members' arrests in 1990, Southeast of Cleveland his wife reported this act to police, among other maltreatment and abuse suffered at his hands. Jeffery Lundgren was executed in 2006 for killing an entire family and a few other crimes. Some cult members including his wife are still in prison today for these crimes.
After the cults arrest, the property owner of the home where the cult stayed took possession back of his property, after receiving only 2 mos rent. Upon entering the property he found a 1ft thick pile of poop in his basement among other things that gave validity to the claims made by Lundgren's wife.
The term Cleveland Steamer was then first documented in 1995 on a website called Usenet and then used again on a Family Guy episode in 1999. It then became the most popular way to refer to crapping on someone's chest during sex. This is the true origin for the phrase.
I found out that b*t*h cheated on me so I gave her a Cleveland Steamer and left.
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It's a Cleveland Steamer, but you missed your target and it's now on the bed.
Amber Heard left a Dayton Steamer in the middle of the bed.
A fisted vagina after a hot steamy shower.
Susie -"Jimmy, why are your hands warm and wet?"
Jimmy-"Oh Susie, I had them in the ol' Glove steamer."
The act where someone named Michael takes a dump on you while eatting an angus burger.
"The guy I hooked up with last night wanted to give me an angus steamer. I was kinda turned on.."
When you have sex with a girl on her period while in a sauna.
Yeah, it was snowing at the lodge, so we stayed inside and I gave her a raspberry steamer.