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An indian man with a jamacin accent and a white name.
Such a stephen persaud
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Home to the best secondary school in the north-west, KSGS, filled with slabs and chavs but hosts the best sesh’s at the social club. There are more chips shops and pubs then there are people.
Person 1: Would you like to go to Kirkby Stephen today?
Person 2: Only if the social club is open!
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When getting a sloppy hummer while having your prostate speedbagged by a tiny midget’s index finger..you bust a nut so hard you nearly faint, grunt loudly and uncontrollably shit the bed… all while your face and hands contort to resemble famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking.
“Bro..last night I swiped right on this sus skank and end up Stephen Hawking all over the back seat of her accessible Chrysler minivan”
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The seediest person in all of existence.
On a scale of Watermelon to Stephen Brunkie, how seedy are you?
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Stephen Murray is a other worldly being who runs the universe and has a right hand weapon known as the 'harvester of sorrow' , Stephen is known to drive a dodge
Stephen Murray is a god among men
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When someone sticks their fingers in their own ass or someone else's ass and insist everyone starts smelling them.
I was minding my own business and then he Stephen moored me!
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The prime minister of canada and apparently hated on UD because its full of liberal morons. NO you can't lose your job because day care isn't subsidised. NO he's not trying to make canada part of the usa. NO hes not Bushs bitch. NO hes not a neo-nazi facist ( if he is then dion and his cronies are commies). AND NO hes not stealing from you. One of the best things to happen to the Canada since the liberals cocked it up for so long, but because liberals think conservatives are all gun totin, booze chugin, racial slur spewin rednecks, they automaticly assume hes not a smart guy, but they assume hes a hillbilly moron.
GUY: stephen harper is a great prime minster.
LIERAL: BUT HES A CONSERVATIVE!
GUY: ya but hes leading the country well.
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