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A mediocre college town in Central Wisconsin. Nice place to grow up, sucks ass at any point past age 13. Home to UW-Stevens Point, the amazing Point Brewery, the largest high school in Wisconsin SPASH, the World's Largest Trivia contest, and creepy murals painted on every downtown wall.
Wow, you live in Stevens Point? Dude, that SUCKS!
Stevens Point has absolutely nothing to do, but they do make the best beer in the country.
Wisconsin Rapids got their ASSES kicked by Stevens Point in last night's football game!
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A professional 80's pornstar who moved on to acting in the 90's. As soon as the 80's were over, he stopped making pornos just like THAT. Before his porno career he was a professional gay bodybuilder who occasionally dabbled in strongman competitions. He dominated that one where he lifts the boulder all over the place. While he was doing this, he often squinted and looked constipated, but doody would eventually drop out of his ass as he victoriously finished.
In his pornos he was most notoriously known for ponytail penetration. That is, he stuck his ponytail in some poontang. He inspired 2girls1cup with his 80's feature 2girls1ponytail. Many of his other scenes show him in the background beating off to 3 orgies: girl/girl, guy/girl, guy/guy. His most famous pornos are "Aikido in a Speedo" and "Out for an Orgy". In the former he is seen dancing around with pigtails wearing a pink speedo in front of many Japanese girls. He got banned from the porno industry for snapping the necks of too many co-stars. Seagal also forgets to wipe after he takes a dump. He just uses the residue as a quick source of hair gel. His action movie career was most impressive. He does an excellent job as the antagonist in Kindergarten Cop and he also plays as that one convict in ConAir. He's the convict with the ponytail who is burned by Cyrus The Virus for stealing his plane. It's false to say he is fat because he was absolutely RIPPED in out for a kill.
Why is the sky blue?
Because Steven Seagal did porn in the 80's...
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an American film producer, screenwriter, cinematographer, editor, and an Academy Award-winning film director. Also, a software developer for Vertex business services in Seattle office
Hey, Steven Soderbergh - how do I test this CR ?
A very Fun, Pretty, great bodied and negative person who has many friends and is easily talked to. Very crazy at times and cannot stand some annoying people.
Auriana Stevens is fun to be around!
A gay man's broken butt-hole. A place so dark and dirty that not even Satan-himself would go there. The anus that nightmares are made of. Usually covered in copious amounts of warts and possibly some puss oozing from random infections in and about the anus.
I drunkenly took this random twink home last night, ready for some hot a sweaty action only to find out he had a nasty blown out Steven-Hole.... Night ruined!
An amazing male who needs love. He gets lonely and depressed. He has amazing brown eyes and hair. He is short and fit.
Shane Stevens needs more love.
The act of ejaculating on your own finger followed by giving your friend a wet willy with said jizz finger
Dude 1: Ew dude don't jack it in my room, thats fuckin' gay
Dude 2: Fuck you man turn around if you don't wanna see
Dude 1: Fine ass rammer hurry up i'm tired of waiting
Dude 2: Ok i'm done just stay turned around so i can pull my pants up.
Dude 1: Aw what the fuck! did you just give me a fuckin wet willy?
Dude 2: Hahahaha no dumb fuck smell whats in your ear
Dude 1: What the fuck!!! why is there fuckin jizz in my fucking ear you sick fuckin bitch get out of my room!
Dude 2: Wait what? Why are you mad I didn't even give you a wet willy
Dude 1: No get out fuck you, but what do you call it then if its not a wet willy?
Dude 2: I call it the Sticky Steven motha fucka!
Dude 1: We're not friends anymore get the fuck out of hear
Dude 2: Alright whatever you say jizz ears!