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An inexplicably meaningless story told to others who aren't surprised due to the storyteller's routine telling of meaningless stories.
"Last night I asked for a hair tie... and I got one!"
"Not another hair tie story!"
The act of cutting someones dick of and forcefully plugging it into their mouth.
Jack: Ayo, shut the fuck up before I give you the brazilian tie
Lukas: Oh no please dont!
A clip-on, fake bow tie that generally looks way too perfect to have been tied by someone's hands. Typically worn by phonies, ass holes, GDIs, and fashionably illiterate individuals.
Munam would have looked nice at our pre-prom party if his faux tie hadn't made him look so corny.
Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.
You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall
A boy that is ugly-cute. He is attractive but not in a conventional way.
to breakup with a significant other and/or to break a bond. or the male burns the girls hair tie out of anger and disloyalty.