September 3rd is happy tall day. All my shawtys give your very tall tree friend 10$ yeah that’s right give us that nature green paper.
“Rylee! It’s happy tall day! Here’s 10 dollars!” “Thanks Lilly thanks for the 10$!”
Someone who is tall, wears black a lot, and is depressed
You look like "A tall glass of emo depression"
Someone who is in love with the sport cricket and is a llama. Their school class may call them a tall neck hop hop because of the insect - a cricket - and them being a llama.
Get it xD
P.S this is a inside joke, nobody will get it so don't to be call if calling someone this. It could get bad.
That Person is such a Tall-Neck-Hop-Hop
appreciating ur friends 5’9 and above on July 15th. they deserve some appreciation for being built like a stringbean
hey! did you know that it’s tall friend appreciation day? ask your tall friends how the weather is up there!
October 25th.
For all the short boys out there, take this day to bite the ankles of your tall oppressors.
Feel free to bite their ankes with no consequences
Mason: Oh man herbert, I can't wait to bite Jimmys ankles tommorow!
Herbert: Short supremacy!
Mason: I love National bite tall people's ankles day!
On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!