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Just little taps on the but, not slaps but nice taps.
Don't slap my butt but please just give me butt taps
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Nut-tapped: When something taps your nuts you’re doubled over like a bitch.
My dog Nut-tapped me on the left & now I can’t breathe.
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Guy 1: Did you drink that tap water yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah, I did. Now I like guys.
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An area containing a high concentration of females uninterested in being penetrated by men, such as a lesbian bar.
Dude 1: Hey man, that joint's packed with pussy!
Dude 2: Don't even think about it dude, that's a dyke bar. Total no-tap zone.
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When you are getting a lap dance and she accidently ball taps you.
It was all great until she lap tapped me.
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Requires a band aid, penny, and lots of thread. Stick the penny to one end of the band aid along with one end of the thread. Place the other side of the band aid onto the corner of a pesky neighbors window. bring the other end of the thread somewhere you cannot be seen and pull the string over and over. This results in a loud and awkward sounding noise on the window.
Dude, we went penny tapping last night and annoyed that bitchy old man that lives next to Lenny. He go so pissed he pulled his shotgun out and shot into the air!
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fucking the same girl twice , consecutively , without getting dressed in between
man, i fucked my wife so hard last night , i almost got to double tap!!
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