The biggest piece of shit known to man
Hey man I failed the permit test again
Post Nut Clarity test: To make a decision; especially one regarding sex or romance after reaching orgasm, Using enhanced thinking skills and lack of horny bias to make a decision.
Before figuring out if hewanted to go out with Sarah or Jessica. Brian performed a P.N.C. test where he concluded that even though Sarah is hotter, Jessica has a lot more potential for a long-term relationship.
Quick and veiled way of telling another you are under the influence of an illegal substance.
The test required after doing a shart. To check if you really did shit your pants or was it just a really hot fart and it felt like you shit yourself.
Paul: Gees I think I've shit myself doing that fart...I think it was another shart.
John: Your rotten! Go and do the wipe test you dirty bastard.
Paul: I need to I think.
Ship-testing is when a person does something to another individual just to see how they’ll react to what’s been done to them, or to gauge how they’ll behave under certain situations.
This is done in many ways, and most people unknowingly do it on a regular basis. For instance a man might ship-test his girlfriend by not contacting her all day to see if she’d reach out to him.
A boss can ship-test their employee by ordering them to do a specific task while withholding crucial details to determine how well they can work and overcome obstacles.
A mother can take away her child’s favorite toy to see if they’ll have a reaction like getting mad.
A guy can ship-test the honesty of his coworkers by leaving money on the ground nearby and see who alerts him of it or takes it.
Ship-testing is often done to predict the future behavior of a person; and/or to determine their moral compass.
Examples of Ship-testing:
“I have a strong suspicion that if I don’t text my friend Josh he’ll never reach out to me. I’m going to ship-test him by not calling or texting him.”
“My boss ship-tested me by hiding my backpack in his office to see if I’d flip out and lose my temper.”
“My girlfriend ship-tested me by having her friend flirt with me to see if I’d cheat on her.”
“The dog’s chew toy makes such an annoying sound. I’m going to ship-test it and see if it’ll freak out when I take it away.”
“You don’t need to ship-test me to see if I’m being honest with you Brandon! Ask me directly!”
“I wanted to see what you’d say about Janet. I brought her up because you know she’s a goth. I wanted to know if you’d judge her for it. Because then I’d know you’d judge me because I’m goth too. It was a ship-test.”
The cloths you put on for school when you know the day will be full of tests.
Usually sweatpants and a hoodie; Not very fashionable yet very comfortable.
P1: “You look like trash today”
P2: “This is just my test apparel.”
The P Test is the test used by primarily Gen Z and Millennials. This is used when clearing the history on your browser and looking to see if Adult Rated Content comes up then reminding you that you are lonely and anxious.
Bro I shared my screen on zoom and forgot to do the P Test first. I think I might loose my job...