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Granddaddy Issues

Daddy issues but with your grandpa

My grandpa isn’t in my life, I have granddaddy issues

by Queen Alexandria December 26, 2023


Molinda issues

Health condition involving ruptured breast tissue that urgently needs to be lifted and pain stakingly revved back up. It’s a condition that affects older women. Check back for more soon as it is a very new condition only came up in 2021.

“ Oh no, She’s got the Molinda issues”
“ Watch our, we got a molinda crisis here”

by MoleKaren May 19, 2022


Teacher Attachment for people with mommy issues

Teacher attachment is the attachment of a person, mostly students, with mommy issues to a teacher that gives the attention, affection, and possibly love, that was not given to the person/student as a child by their own mother.

Mommy issues occur when a person’s mother neglected, abused, gaslighted, manipulated, didnt care, never gave affection, making her own child feel like the worst person in the world, and was just an absolute narcissist or a bitch that couldnt handle caring for her own child. Which resulted in a person developing mommy issues that can later affect this person’s future relationships, self confidence, self esteem, etc. Mommy issues can cause commitment issues, trust issues, insecurities, dependency, needy for validation, and being attached to near mother figures.

Teacher attachment is one of the most common things to occur when a person has mommy issues. This attachment to teachers, occurs when a person with mommy issues is met with a teacher who has a maternal instinct or feels like a motherly figure or even gives what this person was neglected of by their own mother, to the person with mommy issues, this can cause emotional attachment.

Most people with mommy issues that have teacher attachment feel safe, validated, and enough if their with their teacher their emotionally attached to. In simple words, a person with mommy issues feels safe if their with the teacher their attached too.

Teacher attachment for people with mommy issues isn’t exactly wrong. I have it too.

by Ultraviolence_dump May 13, 2024


the vecna issue

"Vecna" is a character from DND popularized by Stranger Things Season 4. The Vecna Issue is when a mysterious form of media is given context, and isn't as mysterious anymore. Other examples would be giving "levels" to the Backrooms and adding random monsters into it as well.

1: Some people don't understand that fear of the unknown is the scariest type of fear.

2: Yeah, I didn't need to know Vecna created the Mind Flayer, now it's just kind of boring.

3: Yeah, I'd call that the Vecna Issue. When you add context to something that has none, making it way less scary.

1&2: I agree.

by toadestool August 25, 2022


Chronic issues

The need to smoke that good kush or "chronic"

Can't even fly on a plane with my brother, he's got chronic issues, needs to smoke every hour on the hour

by kelsd September 17, 2015


issue

colloquial term for a lawsuit or other problem

Lloyd Banks said in his song featuring Avant, "If they pull us over, I'll be out of town with an issue."

by Coop Dupe January 9, 2020


issue

lola b is the biggest issue ever unsolvable

lola your such an issue

by 20millie06 February 28, 2024