Random
Source Code
Random
A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)
Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA
i will sob if you bring this up
hey remember alien stage round 6?
KILL YOURSEL-
When you chance a glory hole and it's not a mouth on the other side.
I put my dick in an Alien Mudhole and it was shitty.
a bunch of aliens making relatable faces with memes as the captions.
zoe: omg, emma we haven’t added to the alien meme page today!!
emma: *gasps* we need to do that.
Twisting Technique used by Mexican drug lords during inhalation of cocaine.
The only way to get the full effect of this amazing cocaine is by using the alien corkscrew method.
when youre running around the mall and shitting everywhere but cant control the stream that is coming out of dat booty. but then it stops and you get abducted by chinese dragons. and then the dragons buy you stomach juice at walmart.
guy1 - what did you do last night?
guy2 - i was just boolin like a straight white asian alien walmart employee
A group of people who may or may not be from outer space. But who take great interest in you're butthole.
Alien abduction societies are normal. After the victim has been violated. Government types show up, and declare that there's nothing to see. While others are eager to cover it up.