Bang Guru

Bang Guru : Expert guide on the art of growing/maintenance of bangs/fringe of hair over forehead.

Scarcely there -
to itchy eyes.
Bangs now tickle my nose.

Beneath this veil
Lurks a tale,
of love and admiration.

The Bang Guru
can be your guide,
in making your bangs real.

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Net Banging

Acting like a Gangbanger on the internet. Because real G's get into arguments on Youtube.

David is a 13 year old white male who likes to threaten people in the comments section of Call of Duty videos on the internet. He sure loves Net Banging.

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Chiddy Bang

New, Young, Breakout Artists that will blow your mind! Chiddy Bang is a Philly based duo comprised of Chiddy (emcee) and Xaphoon Jones (DJ/producer) who combine elements of indie and electronica with some good al fashioned “spitting”. Chiddy Bang are university students; Chidera, Noah, Zack and Pat (professionally known as Proto, Xaphoon, Fresh Kid Z and Tennis Brown).Currently attending Drexel University (Philly) Chiddy approaches Hip-hop in a whole new fashion. With the collaboration of well known Indie-rock beats and Chiddy's smooth beats on top of it their true talent really shines. These young and extremely talented college students know exactly what to bring to the table in this new decade. Just wait, they gonna be huge!

Guy#1- "New artists like Kid Cudi, Drake, and Wale are all creating, and dominating a new style of hip-hop that's blowing my mind!"

Guy#2- "I know! If you wanna see revolutionized hip-hop Chiddy Bang is just the artist for you! They're amazing approach to music stands out in all of their songs."

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grease bangs

Bangs that have not seen the hot stream of a shower in at least 48 hours.

"Look at my grease bangs, I'm bringing sexy back and I'm hunched over on two chairs"

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clip banging

to watch many Youtube videos in short succession
Youtube binge watching lots of Youtube

I spent all night clip banging last night, must have been at it for like 3 hours

Banging the Monkey

1. A hopeless situation with no satisfactory solution
2. To fail spectacularly, as in 'screw the pooch'
3. To continue fighting though you cannot win
4. A legendary bout of partying

"Beating your head against the wall, fully aware your
cause was already lost. This was banging the monkey."

Bionicles and Bang

Like Netflix and chill but instead of Netflix you build bionicles yo gurl

Dylan: Hey girl wanna come come over for some Bionicles and Banging?
Shelly: Oh yeah you know the ball-socket joints of the Toa Mata turn me on