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People from the UK, they somehow are able to smoke 3 packs of “Cigs” per day. They speak Moon Runes and are mostly not understandable to a normal person
God British People are annoying people!
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Murdering, racist land thieves who raped and plundered the planet for centuries, making England one of the more hated countries on earth to this day.
Despite what Englishmen and their lovely egos will tell you, the British Empire is rotting in history's garbage dump where it belongs.
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Have a bunch of your friends hide in a closet with cameras. Seduce a girl and have sex in the room with the closet full of your friends. Right after you orgasm yell, "British Invasion!" and have your buddies come out and take pictures the girl while she still lies there in shock. This act replicates the British Invasion in the 60's in the sense that British bands would constantly be chased by the paparazzi who would take pictures when they least expected it.
Woman 1: How was your date last night?
Woman 2: Everything was going fine, until that asshole called for a British Invasion!
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i simp for british people
british people: ello luv thats pre poggers innit
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The British culture is a very defined very old culture. The main point to British culture is that they hate everybody and beyond all reasonable doubt they hate the Americans more than anyone else bar the French. The British utterly hate the Americans and mabey 1% of the population might actually like America.
Religion is not very big in Britain and mabey about 10% of the population are actually religious or actually belive in some sort of god.
Britain is well known for drinking heavily at young ages, having sex from about the age of 12-16 and kicking the crap out of each other pretty much daily. Fighting is a greatly loved sport in the country and 75% of the population love to participate.
Things you should not do in Britain. If you have an American accent do not talk. This will likely get you into a fight. No not use the peace sign due to it being remarked as higly offensive.
Also absolutly never say soccer. This will most likley get your murdered, shot, tortured and many other imaginable things.
Football is the greatest loved sport in Britain with Cricket, Rugby, Gold and mabey Tennis.
Most people in Britain grow up with an ambition to claim bennifits, become a hair dresser or a car mechanic.
American: Hey guys you watching the soccer?
English friend: Dude no.
Conclusion: The American has now been stabbed 12 times in the eye.
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American: Hey guys whats your british culture like?
Brits: Fuck off before i merc you.
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tucking the penis & scrotum between the legs and walking toward someone backwards, like a real bulldog.
I showed my new bride the british bulldog on our honeymoon!
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The sun has set on it. Forever. Hallelujah.
Get over it, you scummy imperialist limey pigs.
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