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To die in an unusual and most unfortunate manner.
When Polo threw the Canadian chick off J-Park, she violently copped death.
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A person, usually a wikipedia administrator, that prowles wikipedia looking for errors and vandalism. These people usually have no sense of humor and strive to keep wikipedia the most boring encyclopedia ever.
Me: I made a change to Wikipeda that said that I ruled France and Sarkozy was a man whore. Some bastard Wikipedia Cop changed it before anyone could get a laugh, tho.
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Having sexual intercouse on a conference with someone you met at the said conference.
Jeez, I really hope for getting some conference cop this weekend.
One of the greatest action films of all time about a skillful Cop who was trained by the masters in Japan and speaks fluent Japanese
Friend: "Dude have you seen Samurai Cop? That movie is a classic!"
Dude: "What are you talking about that movie was-"
Friend: "ONE OF THE GREATEST MOVIES OF ALL TIME!!"
Dude: "Your definitely High my friend'
FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
A SPECIAL CLIP FROM SAMURAI COP
Henchman: "They call him Samurai, he speaks fluent Japanese.."
Samurai Cop: "Are you, Fuj- Fujiyama?"
Nurse: "Would you like to go out with me?"
Samurai Cop: "Uh uh yes I would"
Black Cop: 😐
Nurse: "Would you like to fuck me??"
Samurai Cop:😳
Black Cop:
A cop who is sloppy and is easily bout bought by women who smoke and shoot meth.
They get out of Jail free by giving up the HONEY BUCKET. A LOT
Sweet D gave up the HONEY BUCKET 32 times this week because all the SLOP COPS know they can get free BJs at the park.
At least she gets free rides the park.
An Animal cop is someone who will go around and save animals from
1. Being abused
2.being homeless/ starving
And bad habitats like: a dump or highly polluted area
A guy didn't feed his dog in months his neighbors called the 'animal cops' they came to the guys house and took his dog to a shelter to feed and take care of him, as well as take the owner to court . In worse cases they might be arrested on the spot.
A Copulation Cop is an person that is completely against the act of sex. As a result they do everything in their power to make sure nobody else is able to get any type of action. (ESPECIALLY BEFORE MARRIAGE)
Your dad is such a Copulation Cop; I can’t believe he set up cameras in your room to monitor you.