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Aaron English is the most perfect man there is.
insufferable teenagers (generally high schoolers) who adore English class, literature, and writing. They tend to participate enthusiastically in English classes and may have an affinity with the instructor.
"Wow, you spoke so much in class today during the class discussion on Jane Eyre"
"Well, you know I am an English Kid at heart...my mind was simply bursting with ideas that I felt compelled to share!"
When the second toe is longer than the big toe.
Those sandals really show off your English toe.
Someone who writes a book, and doesn’t get the grammar checked
Apex English - Sally walked into the room Jeff said, on his knees Simon said. Hello there Michelle spoke although sally was woke
The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.
"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."
Stabbing someone in response to something
Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome