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Getting infected via WAN-port by Micheal Weaver (sexual in nature).
I bent over to pick up a pen, left my ass wide-open and BAM! I got hit with the Weaver Fever!
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An epidemic currently sweeping the nation. Common in pre-teen and teenage girls, Bieber Fever is a condition involving obsession with the rising pop star, Justin Bieber.
Common symptoms include; obsessive conversation, obsessive poster hanging, as well as obsessive stalking. Peer pressure causes many to succumb to Bieber Fever, and thirteen year old girls are at the highest risk for this condition.
If your daughter or son displays any interest in this baby-faced good guy, please do your part to stop this unfortunate epidemic, based on the infatuation of our youth.
Susan: My daughter Jenny looks dazed all the time, and she cannot stop listening to "Baby".
Cheryl: Same with my Destiny, she keeps speaking to all of these Justin Bieber posters in her room.
Susan: Its time for intervention, looks like our girls have BIEBER FEVER!!!!!
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The wholesome (or not so wholesome, take you're pick) attraction to Asians.
Oh, and it's not a fever, it's a gift
Guy one: You've got yellow fever
Me: Yup
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When a jew (Most likely male) sees an opportunity to make money, and jumps on it in a heartbeat. In this time of disarray, the jew goes through what is called "Jewish Fever".
"Man, the other day I dropped 33 cents on the floor, and while I was reaching down to pick it up, David just jumped out of no where and swiped it. He must be suffering from Jewish fever."
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a white girl/guy likes someone of the black nature.
sarah jessica has the fever....jungle fever
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The demonic trance that the Immortal One (Justin Bieber) puts young girls into while he steals their souls, which he feeds on to sustain himself.
Did you catch the Bieber Fever at the concert last night?
Yeah, but now I feel so empty inside.
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The term Bieber fever applies mainly to prepubescent girls with a few exceptions. Most people that actually have bieber fever are either:
1. Deaf
2. Possesing an IQ below room temperature
3. Pedophiles
4. Knowing nothing about music
5. Under the age of 10
Few people know the cause of Bieber Fever, but it generally causes any girl years younger than him to love him and anyone with a tiny bit of manliness or sense of music having a strong hatred towards the girl they call Justin. Usually this would cause someone to go to jail and eventually get shanked multiple times, but Bieber is a celebrity and is known to attract miles of fools that can actually listen to his sqeaky xbox live-esque voice. After concerts, the crowds are generally worse than riots, and the Local Swat teams have to hold back the now savage fans.
Dumbass Girl: Woo! I have Bieber Fever!
Person with complexity above a fruit fly: He makes horrible music, how can you like him?
Dumbass Girl: STFU! He's very talented
Person: *Sigh* (Procedes to daydream about Bieber getting cudgelled)
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