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Fists of Glory

The ability to jerk somebody off in a matter of seconds

That chick I hooked up with last night had fists of glory, I was done in .9 seconds

by yourmothersantlers December 28, 2011


chef's fist

When fisting a girl you bring your hand to your lists give it half a chef's kiss, the continue to shove your hand in her chooch and open your fist like a flower.

I knew he was the one after he pounded me with the best chef's fist of my life!

by fat_terry June 21, 2020


double fisting

Double fisting is an extreme sexual activity that must not be confused with fisting. The 'double' often suggests 'two' hands that are inserted into the orafice(s) of women or men.

Double fisting in a woman, might for example, be two well lubricated hands thrust into the vagina, or else two lubricated hands thrust into the anus/rectum.

It might also be two hands inserted simultaneously into both vagina and anus.

Double fisting into the anus/rectum often seriously damages the anal sphincter muscles internal and external, bowel incontinance is sometimes medically irreversible; so would be anal/rectal fisting recipients must be aware of anal 'tearing'.

Vaginal double fisting however is almost without a serious health risk, triple fisting is a regular occurence for women after childbirth; if they so wish it.

There is a slight danger that double fisting performed on virgins will damage the vagina. This is often true, the bartholin gland which produces vaginal lubrication is dependent on gentle stimulation, and double fisting can send this tiny gland into spasm.

Double fisting can be enjoyed by women of any age and recent polls suggest that Scandanavian women in their 50's who have had one or more children particularly enjoy the sensation of being double fisted. The Finnish word for double fisting is 'Torn-Berry' a word named after Finlands second largest city where double fisting is almost a cultish phenomenon amongst mature women.

Helga, the Finnish air hostess met me in Helsinki and suggested double fisting, I was a little shocked, but once I had inserted both of my hands into her deep and cavernous vagina I felt a kind of nirvana creep over me. Her face was contorted yet ecstatic in a surreal unison of hand meets orafice.

by clinton sounds April 13, 2005

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blueberry fist

1: to masturbate with a recently broken hand. (bruising should be present)
2: masturbating so violently that one breaks their hand.

"I gave myself a blueberry fist before they put my cast on."

by Adam Basich February 19, 2008

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fist five

That awkward moment when you go in for a fist bump but the other guy goes for a high five.

Dude! I wanted a fist bump, not a fist five!

by ShayDWil January 24, 2014

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The fist of God

When a person PUNCHES a girl in the vagina, and the girl is so loose your whole fist fits inside her vagina!

WARNING!: "may cause bruising"

She was so loose, I was able to perform the, "The Fist of God" on her!

by patrickw1 March 23, 2011

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fish fisting

grabbing a fish and violently fisting it through the mouth until your hand pokes out the end. From there you use it as a sex toy. From there you drink the cum out of it and say "mmm tastes fishy".

Yo ,did you have fun fish fisting last night?

by IFuckedYourDad January 12, 2017

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