a spring or source of water that spits out fluid inconsistently and erratically much like a penis ejaculates semen.
Went to go and get a drink and that damn skeet fountain spit water all up on me.
While the female is lactating (has breast milk) and being in the reverse cowgirl position (Your partner lies on their back; you straddle them, facing their feet) for the best outcome, your partner reaches around to the females titties and squeezes as the breast milk comes shooting out ultimately squirting all over the mating couple.
There is such a rare sexual position that can only be had during pregnancy with a lactating woman.....this beautiful and rare treat is known as the titty milk fountain. Stay shirsty my friends ( in dos equis guy voice)
When one lays down and is covered in head to toe with a surgary white frosting that shoots from a fountain.
Karen really enjoys the frosting fountain.
can be annoying can be a prick can be stupid but all round a nice person
There’s always a 5 year old saying “123 that’s all you need”
School water fountain are ass
When a large, hollow, cylindrical object (such as a pipe) enters so deep into your asshole, blood leaks out from the other side.
Tim: Hey, so do you do butt stuff?
Brock: Nah, not since I made a Tennessee fountain, its the worst.
When you poop and the water splashes, hitting your butt
Guy 1: Just had a crazy fecal fountain
Guy 2: Impressive