leaf

verb: to test maple syrup on various different foods.

the new ketchup

man, I leafed this cottage cheese, and it is fantastic

I am going to leaf my pizza and see how it is.

Leaf

Hot, sexy, tight, little bod of a man. Very smart and rational. Probably into philosophy and listening to 2000’s Will.I.Am and Usher throwbacks. Only eats once a day and when he does eat it’s candy. Publicly very, very sweet and nice, but behind closed doors is sassy.

“wow, Leaf is sooooo hawt”

Leaf

When there is shit between two or more vegans/vegetarians

Girl 1: Girl whats the leaf between sionnan, moo, lenny and bails?
GIrl 2: Shit yeah its a mess, bails tried saying sionnan was attention seeking and then shit went down from there
Girl 1: wow those vegan girls are so problematic, sionnan and lenny are my favorite though

Leaf

A leafeon who has gone through hell it self and is the god that drifts between universe

Have you hear leaf is gone

Jamaican maple leaf

N.

Another name for weed or cannabis

Synonyms: Devil’s lettuce

Time for a quick hit of the Jamaican Maple Leaf!

Shit the leaf

When your first immediate reaction to something is “Nah, fuck that”. Thats when you just bounce up out that bitch. Similar to a “fuck it” moment.

“Yesterday at work I up and shit the leaf on a customer” - D

“Yeah? What happened?” - A

“Well the trash was so gross so I shit the leaf and left” - D

“Damn! Was it on Cornwall?” - A

“You know it” - D

“Their garbage is gross!!! I won’t even touch it!” - A

Leaf Bagging

Essentially the lesser version of a sandbagger. Gives no effort to anything of value in life, and fails to acknowledge warnings people give them about doing so.

Jeffrey was leaf bagging his calculus homework, and as a result he got a fifty on it. His teacher and his his parents scolded him for his poor score but he just shrugged it off and wen to his room to play Terraria.