Leaf

A verb from an old language that nobody can completely decipher, but mimics English. Scholars predict that it spoke to the lifespan of a leaf. Leaves change colors and then fall, so it must mean something along the lines of growing up or changing. Although, there has been at least one crackpot theory undoubtedly made by a stressed college student at 3 AM, that stated that the verb meant literally turning into a leaf.

"I need to leaf," she affirmed.

Leafs

A table with parts that extend on each end to fit more people during a thanksgiving dinner but defies proper grammar

Amanda: Pull the leaf out
Dylan: Which one?
Amanda: Both
Dylan: That's leafs

Leaf

A tobacco leaf and a preference of smoking

Stoner 1: How do you smoke?
Stoner 2: I smoke leaves and woods.

Stoner 1: Like a leaf off the ground? o.O
Stoner 2: Nah like a tobacco leaf you probably a Fed.

Leaf

Leaf is a very adventurous fox, always going on new adventures and writing in his notebook. He is canonically married to a wonderful person named Noyo. Leaf is very fluffy.

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leaf

verb: to test maple syrup on various different foods.

the new ketchup

man, I leafed this cottage cheese, and it is fantastic

I am going to leaf my pizza and see how it is.

Leaf

When there is shit between two or more vegans/vegetarians

Girl 1: Girl whats the leaf between sionnan, moo, lenny and bails?
GIrl 2: Shit yeah its a mess, bails tried saying sionnan was attention seeking and then shit went down from there
Girl 1: wow those vegan girls are so problematic, sionnan and lenny are my favorite though

Jamaican maple leaf

N.

Another name for weed or cannabis

Synonyms: Devil’s lettuce

Time for a quick hit of the Jamaican Maple Leaf!