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A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
Putting potato chips on a sandwich.
Hey put some potato chips on your sandwich it’s great. You mean Mexican lettuce?
Jen went shopping and bought a yok of lettuce for her garden salad
A common insult. See cunt or idiot.
Me:Hey that sounds cool.
Her:9No its not cool you homosexual lettuce.
From Max and Ruby used to annoy people by repeating it.
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: no
Person 1: Want some lettuce Beep Beep
Person 2: stop.
Similar to pussy poppin. Discreetly explaining you just had sex, but you can say it around your grandma and she won't understand.
Grandma: where were you last night?
Pat: I was just out lettuce poppin, gam gam.
Grandma: oh good, I was worried you were getting up to no good.
Pat: *winks*
Bomb Ass Weed, Very Green & Aesthetically appealing.
Yo, I heard Chauncey got the plug for that lettuce Leaf, That mf owes me 30 dollaz i'm finna make him smoke me out.
Ja'Bryan always has the best Lettuce Leaf man. But La'Randy always gives me the low for that Lettuce Leaf!