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after digesting a massive helping of Panda Express you go to take a dump and it is a soft poop that burns the butt hole and ultimately clogs the toilet
dude i just took a massive panda poop
awh man, my panda poop overflowed the toilet
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when someone asks you a question, and you decide that it has to be one of the answers because they wouldn't ask you if the answer was something normal
the television: True or false: a panda was the president of the United States for a brief period in 1901.
you: Well, I guess it must be true. that's crazy!
the television: Of course it's false!!! A panda? The president of the United States? What were you thinking?!?!
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any girl, or effeminate male who is an insomniac, but does not necessarily (a) bitch for that reason. The insomnia must sooo bad that they have gigantic black rings around their eyes, wich makes the "panda". And they must be so submissive, they would allow themselves to be anyone's bitch.
"man L you're such a panda-bitch"
"Paris is being such a panda-bitch, the dirty slut"
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1.An oriental chidren's snack. It is a chocolate fille, bite-sized,biscuit shaped in cute ways with cute panda designs on the biscuits.
2. Last ditch effort if unable to get a hold of Pepero or Pocky.
kid1: Hey. I'm kinda hungry. Got anyhting to eat?
Kid2: Well, wehave some Hello Panda in the kitchen.
Kid1: Damn man.Why the hell dont you have any Pepero orPocky? -bitch slaps kid2-
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When a person sneezes 3 or more times and you exclaim them as a sneezing panda. This comes from the popular sneezing panda video in which a cute baby panda cant stop sneezing.
Casey: "Achoo! Achoo!.....Achoo!"
Jeremy: "Sneezing Panda!"
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while during the act of getting a blowjob you punch the female in both eyes at the same time, then ejaculate all over her face turning her eyes black and her face white resembling a panda
So i brought this chick over to my house, i ended up giving the bitch a sloppy panda.
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When a girl wearing mascara has a shower and it causes her eyes to look dark like a Panda.
Coming out of the shower,
Marina "Oh my god my mascara ran, I have Panda eyes."
Alice "Ha Ha, me too"
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