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Pants designed originally for pregnant women to wear during pregnancy (you know, the ones with the gigantic elastic waist), but utilized by fat people to allow for waist expansion during the consumption of a massively large meal, such as Thanksgiving.
OMG, why did I wear jeans, they have no give! I need some turkey pants to finish this meal!
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Phatt Pants (also known as Phatties or Phatts) are loose fitting pants made from denim or other durable materials.
The pants are fitted to the waist, however expand towards the ground where the feet are completely covered by the pants due to their width. The pants are generally covered in different designs of reflective material, ravers take pride in making their own designs in order to display their individuality on the dance floor.
Phatt Pants are usually worn by ravers who dance to genres of music such as Hardstyle, Hardcore, Techno and other electronic music. They are most commonly associated with the dance known as the Melbourne Shuffle.
The purpose of covering the feet and the use of reflective materials is that when in a rave, only the reflectors can be seen, giving the impression that the dancer is gliding across the dance floor. They also just look totaly awesome!
Dude those are totally awesome Phatt Pants!
That guy looks amazing in those Phatties!
Far out! The Phatts make him glide!
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When someone smells strongly of shit, farts, or assholes, you call them a "Pooper Pants"
Dave the Dirt: Howdy y'all
Fred: Woah Dave, you smell like shit!
Joe: You're a Pooper Pants
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Men's shorts that go down to the middle of the calf. Black. Made of material that does NOT unravel when cut, therefore, the bottoms are cut all zig zag to look rugged, but not unraveled. Also, made of material that sheds water rather than soaks it up. Good swim trunks and all round summer wear.
A skull & cross bones on the pocket is a nice touch. Pirates are very untrusting, so the pocket MUST be on the FRONT of the leg (NO side or back pockets) and is usually zippered for security (there are MODERN pirates you know).
If some chick callz me Pirate Pants "Capris" or "Cool-lots" are stab 'er in zee crotch wit' me meat dagger. AARRGGHH!!
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Literal: Occurs when programmers forget to do their laundry and can't leave the house in time for important tasks, like work.
Connotative: Any "created" emergency that could be avoided, by planning ahead...or marriage.
Chase is late again... pants emergency.
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slippery pants - N. derisive term given to a promiscuous person.
see also: sloot, whoore, freak, skank, Paris Hilton's sister
Slippery pants over there will f*@& anything with a pulse.
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