split the rings

v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.

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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.

Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.

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Chilly ring

When one does not wipe very well leaving a ring of shit around their anus

Dude when we did anal she had a chilly ring

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Ring Raider

a man who partakes in homosexual activities

i raided his ring last night!

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Ring Rage

To subconsciously throw your cell phone across the room when the alarm goes off at 3 in the morning, resulting in damage to the phone, your belongings, and possibly one of your pets.

Johnson's ring rage was getting worse. He woke up to find his parakeet Samson dead with his Nokia embedded into his fair breast.

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ringing doorbells

When you push a girls nipples and say DING DONG

Female: He was ringing doorbells
Female 2: i wish my man would ring my doorbells

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Ringed-Out

Modern vernacular for having the infamous Xbox 360 Red Ring of Death.

"Sorry dude, I'd love to play Halo 3 with you, but I'm still ringed-out from that 12 hour Gears session."

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ring toe

Like a ring finger but on your foot.

I have athletes' foot on my ring toe.

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