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Term used extensively in the US Army to describe something that ain't right and 9 times out of 10 can't get right. (If you put soup between two slices of bread...it ain't right, nor can it get right).
Really, Private Boscoe. You're just ate up, f**kin' SOUP SANDWICH!
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What you eat when you go down on a girl who's labia minora look like chewed up bubble gum.
Man watching stripper: She's got a tasty looking bubblegum sandwich.
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Squatting in front of your refrigerator at one in the morning, jamming lunch meats and cheeses into your pie hole, sans bread, after copious hits of the kind.
"Last night, I scarffed a stoner sandwich while watching Family Guy."
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A sandwich created by the desperation and creativity of Stoner munchies, not necessarily requiring any traditional sandwich makings which is made by combining anything at hand in between two pieces of a bready outer layer.
Taco Bell/Dominos Stoner Sandwich: Crushed Doritos and hot sauce in a $2 Chicken Burrito between two slices of pizza, preferably with two toppings.
Friend: Dude, what is that?
Stoner: I call it the Chicken Burrito Pizza Sandwich.
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you take horse shit cover it in blood and smoosh it in between two pieces of Wonder bread and Ta-daa a meatball sandwich
That meatball sandwich sure was good mummm mummmm mummm
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a delightful midafternoon snack in which excrements are spread between two oven-toasted buns and topped with a green olive and a "homemade cream sauce"
No one can make a poop sandwich like I can!
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a threesome:
2 guys and a girl
2 girls and a guy
3 gay guys
2 lesbians
the logistics are a pain in the ass, though
Person One is a slice of bread... Person Two is a slice of bread... Person Three is the ham...
Get the picture?
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