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Bad Decision Shoulders

To rotate ones shoulder's, raising one after another while keeping your arms bent at the elbows whilst gravitating towards a bad decision. Most commonly used to describe someone on the path of unfaithfulness, exuding a particularly joyous excitement about the prospect that is visible in their shoulders.

Nathan gave one last sly smile to Danny, Tom and Rich before giving a vigorous episode of bad decision shoulders then turning and moving towards the ladies at the bar.

by Spoonsauce June 20, 2022


shoulder

A shoulder is a part on a girls body that MUST be covered at all times in school, otherwise it will distract the boys from their academics.

Teacher: You need to put a jacket on, your shoulder is distracting the boys from learning.

by Not.her…. May 6, 2022


Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021


Shoulder clamp

What happens when you're too wasted to stand on your own two feet, but you have to walk back home or to the car

He had a few too many Moscow Mules at the bar last night, so he shoulder clamped on me as we left

by AnubisAscended March 23, 2019


Smurf shoulders

When you carry a backpack for too long you get blue shoulders

I was poopy with smurf shoulders

by Peepeepoopoothesecond November 11, 2019


Salt on your shoulder

It means very angry

I just lost in fortnite battle royale I could shoot up a Walmart!

Salt on your shoulder much?

by DanielsNan May 5, 2018


Shoulder Flab

The fat, either in front or behind on the shoulder that flows over the top of a shirt, dress, etc.. Most commonly see on women trying to wear skin tight clothing.

Ashley was wearing a fancy dress in class, but everyone could see her shoulder flab.

by daLUBE August 26, 2011