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That guy who goes to strip clubs, because no other woman on earth will even make eye contact with him. Even the money hungry strippers won’t talk to him, because he’s so weird. He gets thrown out every time he goes in for grabbing girls tits, while they are on stage. Then he acts shocked when bouncers tell him he can’t do that.
Bouncer: The strip club creep is here ladies. Be careful.
Stripper: can you just throw him out now, before he tries to rip my nipples off again?
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ridiculous awesome trouble time
We need to get strip club drunk before we head to the strip club in the double-wide trailer.
Yo, Jon was strip club drunk last night. It was nuts.
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Homosexual strips of pig flesh, Often made of rainbow-striped candy.
Coined by YouTube sensation Epic Meal Time.
Fucking Idiot: What's on your candy burger?
Me: Gay Bacon Strips you fucking idiot
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A large pit left behind by surfacing mining activities. If left inactive by a mining operation, it becomes an illegal garbage dump.
Derived from strip mining and pit.
coal cracker: Let's go to that stripping pit, and push old home appliances down into it.
normal person: Sounds better than, driving out in these mine lands.
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When someone eats a listerine breath strip to clear up bad breath, usually acquired through giving dome.
"Adrienne, you bin hangin' out wit Miguel? You got mad dome breath chica! You best get listrine stripped! Word."
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A strip club vacation is when you camp out in a tent for a few days because you cant afford to buy a hotel because you have been spending hundreds of dollars on fucking strippers.
Dude i totally gave that stripper like $500 and fucked her 12 times on that last strip club vacation. I regret nothing.
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When you meet a blonde stripper with a blonde hairy bush, while on her period and go down on her
Man I can’t wait to get me some Strip Club Spaghetti!
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