Cuddle Whipped

(n.) A disease affecting males who fail to make it to homebase with a long term girlfriend.

Symptoms include: consistently cuddling in lieu of copulating, ditching friends to go cuddle, faking stomach aches to drive 300 miles to not get laid, and turning down college pussy for a high-school amateur who won't fuck.

(adj.) used by concerned friends of the affected male to describe his erratic behavior, also as a spiteful insult.

Example 1:
(at a party)

Guy 1: Yo man you wanna sign up for beer pong?

Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man i got a stomach ache I think I'm gonna go home.

Guy 1: alright its still kinda early but whatever, I'll hit you up tommorow.

(the next morning)

Guy 1: Yo you feeling better yet, everyone from the party is going to the Diner for breakfast. Wanna meet us there?

Cuddle Whipped guy: Nah man I drove down to the beach to be with my girl last night.

Guy 1: Wtf haven't you been broken up for 2 months?

Cuddle whipped guy: yeah man.

Guy 1: you get laid at least?

Cuddle Whipped guy: no.

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butters whipped

to get your hair cut

Brett went and got his butters whipped

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whip dibble

(verb) The act of ejaculating into a condom, then slapping the woman (or dude if you swing that way) across the face with it.

"Betty, what's that red mark on your face and why are you crying?"
"Bob decided it would be a good idea to give me a whip dibble."

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mali whip

screechin tires. when a driver of a Chevy Malibu takes a turn or U-turn @ unreasonably high speeds. often yelling "MALI WHIP!!" in action. (stl origin)

loud beats slappin headed east in the chevy malibu suddenly plans change so jerk the wheel and busta MALI WHIP u-turn

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Bitch Whipped

When a guy will do whatever girlS tell him to. In other words, whipped by bitches/girls. PLURAL ; When a guy does whatever more than one girl tells him to do.

Janna: "Dude. Eric SOO bitch whipped."
Nancy: "What ? How ?"
Janna: "Watch. ERIC ! Can you hold my binder for me ? & Hold on to my jacket ?"
Eric: "Suree" *takes stuff*
Janna: *Looks at Nancy* "See ? Now your turn."
Nancy: "Eric, can you go slap Brent for me ?"
Eric: "Aha. Why ?"
Nancy: "Just because."
Eric: "Okaaaaay ?" *Goes to slap Brent*
Nancy & Janna: "HAHAHHA"

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miracle whips

It be dem expensive cars.

"I'm killin y'all niggaz on this lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips."

-Kanye West

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German whip

An expensive car made in Germany.
You may hear some chavs say 'Man got a German whip' when in actual fact they have a shitty second hand VW.

Chav 1: 'Hey that bloke up the road has fly German whip'

Chav 2: 'Wheres the hype on my German Whip?'

Chav 1 'Shut up, all you got is a Peugeot'

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