Needless escalation of a tense situation followed by victim-playing on the part of the person who escalated the situation when their escalation turns against them.
I treated my cat's injury after he Wisconsin self defense'd a squirrel. He never learns
When a girl gives you a handjob with ranch dressing.
We use ranch dressing for two things in the Midwest. Cheese curds, and a Wisconsin ranch hand.
When you lather your dick with cottage cheese, and give someone a good face fucking
I have a narley cough right now, Ithink it’s because i got a Wisconsin Windpipe last night.
When someone wears fake Deer Antlers and rape someone of the same sec
I gave that guy an Wisconsin Deer Antler
The act of sexual intercourse with a cheese curd, and the subsequent placement of that cheese curd in a close friend's Thanksgiving dinner.
1. "Hey honey, don't you wanna have sex? We always have sex after a big meal."
"Oh, sorry darling, I just had a long, stressful day of Wisconsin transplants."
2. "Dude! Why did you buy Swiss cheese!? Nobody has swiss cheese on Thanksgiving! What we need are some of those Wisconsin transplants!"
3. "Hey bra, if I didn't know any better I'd say this turkey is stuffed with Wisconsin transplants."
Is the act of blowing two cocks at once.
When you are at the ski resort, you see slutty girls handle two ski poles pretty well.
I got a Wisconsin ski special, it was good until the balls touched
smoking dick blow job deep throat
A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry
Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer