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My doctor put me on a weird square plate thing with numbers, and it said "500lbs", which I think stands for 500 Legendary Beast Skins on Fortnite. He then got this weird long thing with numbers and lines on it, and put his finger on the line matching my head. The number said 4ft, which I think means Fearless T-Rex. After that he said I am morbiusly a beast 😎
Friend: How was your doctor's appointment timmy?
Little timmy: He said I am morbiusly a beast 😎
aka Milwaukee's Best Ice. A wonderful combination of barley and hops thats gets you very drunk. It is called "Beast Twice" because you think you had twice as many beers as you actually did.
Drunk fellow: "I feel like i've drunk 18 beers but i have only drank 9."
Bystander: "oh, i see thats because your drinking Beast Twice
Dune beast is the term given to a person who has just been given a "facial" and had their head rammed into the sand. The sticky residue left behind from the facial leaves the sand stuck for hours
5 bucks says you can't turn that hotty into a dune beast
Wow, look here comes Beast Dick! He’s covered in raccoon shit and shards of glass! He sure does smell awful.
Someone so impossibly gorgeous it's alarming
Steve is a sexy beast
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A hype, energetic, outgoing, wilding out state of mind.
Whenever I hit the bar my mind goes into beast mode.
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The Beast from "Beauty and the Beast"
-a large shaggy haired creasture who lives in castle all by himself waiting for true love, but is actuually a really smexy prince.
Gaston: Kill the Beast, him will ravage the town and steal your children
townsfolk: kill the beast!
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