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When someone or something wakes you up from a dream where you're about to screw a hot chick
"Damn man, my alarm dream cockblocked me today."
"Yeah me too, 'cept it was my mom vaccuming."
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The enigmatic region made of space-time that is constantly 20 feet above one's head. It is proven that people live in the dream sphere, as they often come visit our world. Though they appear three-dimensional to us people in the dream sphere are made of four-dimensions, and will often have a hard time grasping space and time, and will also have weird names like "Cameo England" or "Arlo." It is thought that the people in the dream sphere were once people like you and I that ascending into this higher plane of existence, and it is also prophecized that Mirror World has its own, slightly less convenient version of the dream sphere. There are five known ways to gain entry into the dream sphere.
1 - Pick yourself up: this is the most common method used by dream sphere people. Unfortunately normal people cannot do this easily.
2 - Crawl completely inside your pants: this method is slightly harder, but has been tested, and with only one foot on the ground, our test subject smelled a whiff of something dream-like.
3 – Grow into a tree: graft yourself to a tree, and when you are completely encompassed in bark you will find yourself at the gates of the dream sphere.
4 – Have the gatekeeper say his name backward: the gatekeeper to the dream sphere lives on Earth amongst us, however one must be warned that if humans try to access the secret portal opened by this incantation, the earth will suffer devastating disasters. This is what happened to the dinosaurs.
5 – Go into a coma: it is thought that sleeping takes one to the outskirts of the dream sphere, so it is logical to conclude that a very deep sleep would help one travel to the dream sphere.
Contact with the dream sphere through Floton meditation is still being researched, but with promising extrapolations.
"Did Cameo England go back to New Zealand?"
"No man, she was from the Dream Sphere the whole time!"
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A wet dream that occurs every night after before first date.
OOoh, You had an Eli Dream!
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Vivid dreaming is a state in your sleep where you are aware that you are dreaming but you are not able to control your dream.
I had a vivid dream where I was awake all night and I knew that I was dreaming
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A song written by Niki Minaj.
One of the songs in the album Queen is Barbie Dreams
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An unexpected, no-strings-attached, ethereal sexual experience, sometimes with a stripper, never to be spoken of again.
I know you're married, but maybe we could just have an amazing dream bubble tonight.
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Actually cancer. THEY SHIP MINORS FOR FUCKS SAKE
Me: I think I have Dream Stans
Freind: What
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