People who put actual definitions in the urban dictionary.
Retard: I hate my cat it always wants my attention, i think im gonna get rid of it
Not retard: you are extremely retarded
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You
You: lol lemme search retarded next
*searching*
*found*
Retarded: you
You: im sed now :'(
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The act of asking a question about a stupid person or group of people when you already know the answer.
Why are our staff so useless?
Sorry mate, why are you asking retardical questions again?
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Not only retarded by themselves, but their retarded-ness rubs off on those around them.
βHeβs such a retarder, it took one week and sheβs already watching Callmecarsonβ -JayC
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1. Inappropriate name calling usually used by children or immature human beings who have no clue what it would be like to be born with a developmental disability.
2. A person who is born with a developmental disability.
The older brother says to the younger brother after making a mistake and missing a goal on Wii NHL 2010, "You're such a retard!". OR Creating a Mii character on Wii with the most uncommon human characteristics possible and naming it "retard".
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A term used to describe an infectious rap/hip-hop beat that is so phat it makes one's head jerk violently as if he/she were severely mentally handicapped.
The effects of such beats can be extremely amusing if viewed from a distance (while driving, for example), particularly if the person who's neck is snappin' has no idea whatsoever that they are being watched. Sometimes, however, this cannot be controlled.
"Yo did you hear that new Timbaland joint? That beat is totally retarded man."
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