Flying Kites

The effect of having just smoked marijuana and being "higher" than normal.

I turned to my friend and asked, "I think today is a nice day for flying kites. Don't you?"

In turn my friend said, "...but it's night...and we don't have kites."

I shook my head, "I mean lets go smoke that fuzzy green stuff you dork."

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fly in a headlock

The process of grabbing your testicles and you squeeze them from the hanging skin outwards causing them to inflate and they look like a flies eyes bulging out, thus making it look like you have a fly in a headlock...

hey mary look at this".... "OMG, it looks like a fly in a headlock

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Flying Dutchman

#1 A spectral ship said to appear in storms near the Cape of Good Hope. Said to be captained by Davy Jones.

#2 The captain of this ship, a legendary Dutch mariner condemned to sail the seas against the wind until Judgment Day.

#3 A phatom ship that was awesomely recreated in Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

Look!! It's the Flying Dutchman!!! RUN!!!!

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fly's eyes

Male equivalent of a camel toe, so named because of the resemblance to the eyes of a fly.

I can't wear Speedos because I get a horrendous case of fly's eyes.

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bar fly

A heavy drinking woman with a mom face but milf-like qualities such as a nice rack and a small ass. Can be surprisingly tight in the vagina. Will deny being a bar fly.

"I'm not some cheap bar fly you can use for street squish."

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Flying Buddha

The act of leaning out of a doorway elevated by stairs, such as an RV entrance, and defecating onto the ground next to the stairs.

Who pulled a flying buddha? There's shit all over my sandals.

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monkeys fly

Young, bisexual male.

WOW! Look at Theo.....Maybe monkeys fly!

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