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Noun. 1. California based bedroom DJ who specializes in beat making and crazy music.
2. "Americanized" spelling of the world famous Mang Tomas sauce, great for pork and chicken - one of the many products of the Philippines.
3. Rough translation: Uncle Thomas. Originally "Tomas," proper version used back in the Islands.
That's some funky shit, Mang Thomas. Play it again.
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A sassy bitch of a lad who is sexy, ratchet and doesn't give a shit about what people say about him. He has sexy hair, a six-pack (of beer) and a bladder infection. He's fit as, Welsh and in 9R1. Also known as Tom Jenkins and has a habit for accidentally showing up on posters outside English classrooms. Tom's got a strong Welsh accent and is proud of his heritage but supports England in rugby. He is secretly gay and is going out with Rhys Owen. His favourite food is paninis and plays Dylan-Level baseball. He has a habit of laughing uncontrollably in art and singing the John Cena theme song (dooo doo doo dooooo).
I can't believe he's cheating on Kaitlyn! He's such a Thomas Jenkins!
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Thomas Sander is the definition of a perfect and pure being. He cares a lot about his fans (the fanders) and he's a pretty neat dude oh and he also has an obsession with his butt.
Person 1: Hey man, You know how Thomas Sander is an awesome person?
Person 2: Yeah! who doesn't know that? We all worship Thomas Sanders
Smug liberal soyboy MMA journalist who was bullied during his time in the Marine Corps. He frequently uses big words to try to sound intelligent. He screams racism anytime a brown fighter receives criticism. He cried when the UFC continued fights during the Covid scare. During his off time he enjoys being a power bottom & partaking in cuckhold activities. Most famously known for being embarrassed by Jon Jones at a press conference.
Husband: Sweetie I have something to tell you.
Wife: what is it dear?
Husband: I’m attracted to men.
Wife: oh, I already knew. It was obvious when I found out you listen to Luke Thomas.
Being of a plagaristic nature. To claim authorship (especially Copyright) of a work. Particularly applicable to a person who refutes the claim of plagarism in the face of undeniable evidence.
Adam: I totally made up Superman dude!
Steve: You seriously didn't man. You weren't even born when Superman was created!
Adam: I'm telling you, Superman was my idea!
Steve: You are such a f*cking Karl Thomas!
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The act of wearing painted on pants while sporting a raging boner. For it to be a true Stiff Thomas one has to be "SOOO blown right now."
An example of a stiff thomas would be:
If you had a friend that was so blown out of his mind that all he could do was follow you around, say how much he loved you, rub random people he didnt even know, walk off of school campus and go to his house thats two miles away, not get hit by cars, somehow not remember any of it the next day, all while having a huge boner behind his seemingly painted on pants.
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The most Badass Rockstar you will ever meet! This person is real and cares. Usually has amazing artistic talent. Likely an amazing musician or singer. This person will have tremendous drive, ambition, and charisma. If this person accepts you as a friend be grateful, he is picky. Also, he is tremendously good looking to females.
Did you see that guy pick up that super sexy chick? He's a total Bryan Thomas!
That singer Bryan Thomas'd out! He was so badass!