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Arriving late to a scheduled event at least twice as long as original promised time.
Hey man what time you coming over?
Uh in 30 minutes!
.... an hour later
damn this fool must be runnin on nig time
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At the last possible moment.
Just at the critical moment.
Just in time.
The beautiful woman was saved just in the nick of time as some man untied her from the train tracks. She later gave him the best head ever.
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You forgot to clean up the green liquid after the shrexy time...
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When the god of soccer receives the ball and begins to physically and mentally rape the opposing team.
Jacob wasnt playing so well, but then it was Finney Time.
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what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.
Five minutes after I arrive at work, I can commence wasting time.
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The time when one has the perfect conditions to make love with another, its Wednesday, there's nothing good on t.v. your girl is not too tired from her after work netball practice
Girl, "I think I'll go to bed, I've got work in the morning."
Guy, "I know what you're trying to say, you're trying to say ooh yeah... Its Business Time."
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The time of the day where a digital clock reads 3:14.
Dude, what time is? Dude, it's pi time.
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