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Tea-bagging someone with a turd hanging half-way out of your asshole. Preferably, the recipient will be blind-folded or closing their eyes to keep them in suspense over whether they are about to get the ballsack or the shit with every successive dip.
"I gave your mother the turtle dip, not because she is such a whore but because I thought it would make her stop trying to fuck me."
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one who farms turtles for a living.
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
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It is a group of 5 frineds Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and their sensei, Master Splinter and they spend their nights making fun of others behide their backs and they get a kick out of it.
I went out with the ninja turtles last night and they are still the same old people making fun of people it is just sad.
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unsatisfying coitus with an extremely small penis... so small, in fact, it is sucked up into the man's body like the head of a turtle, nearly making intercourse completely impossible altogether.
Brian: "It's just sad when you please a women and they go crazy. She was begging for another donkey punch."
Kelly: "...more like a turtle thump"
To grip something as if it were like a turtle biting it with its sharp beak!
I could not get the pillow from Regan, she had a turtle grip on it!
Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books
Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.
A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.
Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.