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The shit marks you leave on your cousin's chest when you tit-fuckher.
"Man, after I got through tit-fucking my cousin, her chest looked like a map of the Appalachian Trail!"
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one day my husband told me while im sleeping that he was going to "cock slap" me, so in return i told him thats fine but you will wake up with a slug trail, im gonna put powder on my cooch and slid it across your face.
when you slid your cooch across some ones face it looks like a slug trail in the morning
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To forcibly remove a minority because they deserve it.
Man dat der president jackson trail of tears'd dem der injins an ya no de deserve it.
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Contrary to popular belief, the Trail of Tears isn't the strip of hair from a girl's back to her asscrack. It is actually the name given to a particularly hairy man's happy trail, or trail of hair starting as far north as the chin and ending in the pubic region. Some men's Trail of Tears are so hairy they actually do not have a distinct path and may continue onto the rest of the man's belly or chest.
When Zack Martin took off his shirt for the swim meet, we all got a really good look at his Trail of Tears...
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a day program offered by Support Solutions that is supposed to help people with developmental disabilities, but forces them into one program when they want to do another program
1)Creative Trails doesn't understand that I want more cultivate days. I want to go to Pineland Farms so the Portland people won't miss me too much, but I always get stuck there doing Create when Thursdays roll around. I like getting to go out and doing things, but they think I can't handle being around strangers and make me stay there most of the time. And what is up with that stupid drum circle they have every two weeks? What a waste of time and a stupid idea whoever suggested that it should exist.
2) The Creative Trails staff tell Donna that she should get more exercise, and she wants more Trails days to do just that, but they always get her stuck inside. What's up with that?
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Guy 1: Dude are you from Trail, BC?
Guy 2: Hell yea glad to get outa there
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That piece of toilet paper that rolls up like a cigar and falls on the floor when you're wiping.
I had a great poop except for the 2 paper trails. Had to pick those up so Carla wouldn't see them.
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