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Uterus Turd

A baby, especially one which is unwanted.

I'm not going to be held back by some uterus turd.

by tulsacub July 3, 2011

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Turd Timer

A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.

I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.

by The Chocolate Leopard April 10, 2010

25๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Front Turd

A black penis, derived from the fact it looks like a turd coming out of the front of a black man

I heard Susan likes front turds.

by Per-Erik December 11, 2014

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turd magnets

(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.

Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.

by boggler March 19, 2005

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oaf turd

someone who is a complete flaming asshole, remids you of an oaf, and smells like turd.

That Mexican is such an oaf turd !!

by Dat Wang February 22, 2009

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Third Turd

any political candidate who enters a race as a spoiler.

any political candidate that despite the inability to win still demands loyalty and wasted votes

any political candidate who loses a primary and then spoils the race either by write in vote, or by switching to a third turd party.

man can you believe Jones lost the election because of this third turd Homer?

I am not voting for this third turd!

can you believe this Third Turd thinks he can win this thing, what a real Turd!

by Loyal to the Party October 5, 2012

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Turd Torpedo

A gigantic piece of turd that you let out in a public or private pool and sinks into the bottom of the pool.

Holy sh!t my sister let out a friggin turd torpedo in my friends pool!!!

by Pinchmeshanigans March 5, 2009

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