A baby, especially one which is unwanted.
I'm not going to be held back by some uterus turd.
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A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.
I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.
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A black penis, derived from the fact it looks like a turd coming out of the front of a black man
I heard Susan likes front turds.
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(n). plural. A pair of shoes with soles that have deep grooves or indentations, causing the bottom of the shoe to become a catch all.
Oh, darn. I just stepped in you know what in the yard. I was wearing my turd magnets.
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someone who is a complete flaming asshole, remids you of an oaf, and smells like turd.
That Mexican is such an oaf turd !!
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any political candidate who enters a race as a spoiler.
any political candidate that despite the inability to win still demands loyalty and wasted votes
any political candidate who loses a primary and then spoils the race either by write in vote, or by switching to a third turd party.
man can you believe Jones lost the election because of this third turd Homer?
I am not voting for this third turd!
can you believe this Third Turd thinks he can win this thing, what a real Turd!
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A gigantic piece of turd that you let out in a public or private pool and sinks into the bottom of the pool.
Holy sh!t my sister let out a friggin turd torpedo in my friends pool!!!
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