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Tea-bagging someone with a turd hanging half-way out of your asshole. Preferably, the recipient will be blind-folded or closing their eyes to keep them in suspense over whether they are about to get the ballsack or the shit with every successive dip.
"I gave your mother the turtle dip, not because she is such a whore but because I thought it would make her stop trying to fuck me."
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one who farms turtles for a living.
a light insult when you dont want to get all vulgar. Unless you want to get vulgar then you add it to a vile slew of words
Guy1: Thats not a tortoise, that's a red eared slider.
Guy2: What are you a fucking turtle farmer?
You goddamn mutha fucking shit rolling dick lactating crack licking turtle farmer
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It is a group of 5 frineds Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo, Donatello and their sensei, Master Splinter and they spend their nights making fun of others behide their backs and they get a kick out of it.
I went out with the ninja turtles last night and they are still the same old people making fun of people it is just sad.
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To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.
Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!
Turtle sickness is a result of sleeping too much or not getting out of bed until 2:00 or 3:00 pm. It is the feeling of still being tired even if you've slept for 10 or 12 hours. Your behavior and brain functions are noticably slowed down and reactionary time is also deminished.
She just woke up and she still looks tired - she must have turtle sickness.
unsatisfying coitus with an extremely small penis... so small, in fact, it is sucked up into the man's body like the head of a turtle, nearly making intercourse completely impossible altogether.
Brian: "It's just sad when you please a women and they go crazy. She was begging for another donkey punch."
Kelly: "...more like a turtle thump"
When a man comes out of a hot shower and his testicles shrivels up into a turtle nest”.
Yum this shower was pretty good eh jimmy, my balls started to turtle nest.