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When you're stuck in between two impossible choices.
"Yo man, this chicks be puttin' me in a titty twist."
"I'm in a titty twist between Coke and Pepsi, y0."
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A sex position that emulates that of a Twizzler. May also be used as an adjective in order to exacerbate the obvious fact that you want to fuck that girl in your math class.
Sally fuck twisted John to death.
I wish to fuck-twist you to death.
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usually for the Necrophiliac type:
You cook up some macaroni then let it cool. You shove what you can into a girls Vagine, and proceed to fuck. The strange sensation is said to feel like having sex with someone filled with maggots.
Jim finally found a girl that would let him 'macaroni twist', but he was out of 'mac', so he used smoe Penne instead.
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A Chinnese Burn on the area of the male reproductive organ, The Cock.
I Got an Oliver Twist last night
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When a man takes his penis or "Oliver" and twists it into the shape of a pretzel and inserts it into a womens vagina and as he has intercourse his "olvier" untwists
"hey Marvin what you do last night with Meg?"
"Nigga I gave her and Oliver Twist"
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A twisted sister is a girl, typically in college and living in a dorm, who has "her boys" - a group of young college males who probably live on the same floor or in the same dorm as said TS.
She's the seemingly "cool", laid-back sister-type in this group of guys, but she's generally a boring bitch who's overprotective and maniupulative. She isn't romantically interested in any of these "boys," and they are not interested in her, but they hang out with her anyway and say she's "straight" because she makes them cupcakes and does their laundry or something.
Guys don't get it, and so they think this girl is "really cool" and "one of the guys" or "a good drinking buddy." But really, she's lame and uninteresting, and obnoxiously flaunts her unhealthy relationship with "the boys."
Defining characteristics of a twisted sister include - possessive, bland, annoying, posts numerous pictures on Facebook of her and "her boys" at clubs, has evil eyes, talks in stupid "gangsta" voice and takes numerous pics with a "gangsta" face/hand symbol.
Twisted Sister: "Oh muh gawd! This is a pic of me and muh BOYYYYSSSS! You bitches BEST be backin' up off muh BOYS. And I'm bein' RULL cute and makin' my pimp-ass gangsta face! WHUT!"
Normal College Girl: "Bitch, PLEASE. You're just a twisted sister."
Twisted Sister: "Bitch, you CANNOT date Tony! He's on of MUH BOYS!"
Normal College Girl: "Twisted Sister, shut up. He wants to make out with me, not you."
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Twisting rolling papers to put marijuana in to smoke.
"You twist tea for our chill sesh later?"
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