Uncle shane

1. Not usually the tallest of people; bald headed; generally angry.
2. Favorite saying: GAWD-DAMNIT
3. Consumes lots of alcohol.
4. Seems to have a bit of a MAN-JINA

Hey look it's my uncle Shane, he comes from the tribe of large mooses knuckle village.

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uncle pete

a nickname for the Union Pacific Railroad company, typically used by Union Pacific employees.

I had to wait at the crossing for uncle pete to pass by.

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uncle fucker

Profanity. got famous after the hit movie "South Park"

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Uncle Jimmy

A large gut/stomach usually caused after years of excessive drinking, or lack of excercise.

Dude, that guy on the beach...his Uncle Jimmy is huge.

Man, everybody's got an Uncle Jimmy with the size of his fat ass.

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Uncle Ernie

1. A faceless benefactor who pays for lunches, dinners, happy hours and rounds of golf. In return, you must endure some type of Ernst & Young abuse

2. EY's way to make it up for the significant salary differences between you and your friends at PwC, KPMG and/or Deloitte

"Dude, don't order another round shots. It's like $120 bucks." "Don't worry. Let Uncle Ernie pick up this round."

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drunk uncle

The one who chose the bottle's curves over a woman's curves and never reproduced for whatever reason.

The family portrait never included drunk Uncle Fester because he was too drunk to stand for the photo.

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dirty uncle

When your uncle kisses you and he tries to stick his tongue down your throat.

When I ran into Steve's dad the other day, he gave me a kiss and tried to slip me the dirty uncle.

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